spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

laughhard:

Reddit would be a ghost town
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modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

racistmom:

2 notes doesnt pay the rent 

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

cutie-hanji-zoe:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

officialwhitegirls:

people born in december 1999 be like i miss the 90’s