firelorcl:

vortexanomaly:

the crumb

this is the most intense photo i’ve ever seen
cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”
officialswornin:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

jd-m8:

one day i’m going to wake up really fit and attractive and you will all be sad you didn’t flirt with me earlier

kushstagram:

I DONT THINK YOU GET IT

IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER

SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY

GROW A SET AND TELL HER

everets:

an hour is only 600 vines long

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

hailandrewhussie:

SO IN ONE OF MY CLASSES THERE’S THIS GIRL THAT IS THE STEREOTYPICAL WHITE GIRL AND SHE SHOWS UP EVERY DAY 5 MINUTES LATE WITH A STARBUCKS BUT TODAY SHE CAME TO  CLASS ON TIME WITH MESSY HAIR AND A RAVENCLAW SCARF, A DOCTOR WHO SHIRT, AN APERTURE SCIENCE WATER BOTTLE AND ABOUT 10 OTHER FANDOMS AND JUST SAT DOWN NEXT TO ME AND SAID 

“im so sorry”